Month: May 2022

• Biden just named Whoopi Goldberg as his new spiritual counselor.

• In a Wall Street Journal op-ed Sloe complains that he hasn’t gotten enough credit for what he has done. Does he really want to go to jail?

• Sloe is clearly starting to lose it. He thinks that Delaware is a new women’s clothing line and Elan Musk is a men’s cologne.

• Whether in the United States, Europe, Asia, or Timbuktu; the guys with the brooms and shovels that follow the President around are always busy.

• Let it not be said that the Biden Administration is not well coordinated. Yesterday Kamala gave a speech touting green school buses. Shortly thereafter Jennifer Granholm, Secretary of Energy, ordered 18 million gallons of green paint.

• While planning for the President’s trip to South Korea, Sloe was asked if he wanted to go to the DMZ. His reply was; “That won’t be necessary, I already have a driver’s license”.

• Putting Nina Jankowicz in charge of the Disinformation Governance Board is like putting Bette Midler in charge of the Donald Trump Fan Club.

• A dark money non-profit foundation aligned with Nancy Pelosi is in trouble. It seems that most of their contributions were reportedly spent on wine, Botox, ice cream, and Florida real estate.

• Putin has entered into talks with Newsom about annexing California to Russia. Putin was quoted as saying, “It makes total sense. I wouldn’t have to change a thing!”

• When you have a major project to complete you’ve probably heard the saying “develop a plan; work the plan”. Simple, but effective. The Biden Administration on the other hand subscribes to a completely different approach: Create a mess; tell the public they inherited the mess; wait till the mess becomes a crisis; put the President in front of a teleprompter to confuse the situation, blame everyone but themselves, and cite some wisdom he got from his father; have the White House Press Secretary explain what the President really meant to say; declare all counter arguments as disinformation; do a photo-op of the President riding his bike in a Delaware park; name a czar who knows nothing about the issue and has no intent to educate themselves on the issue; make more speeches and vow to monitor the situation; have John Kerry fly to Abu Dhabi on his private jet to declare the crises a climate change disaster; wait a little longer; request a ton of money from Congress; criticize Congress for not acting; accuse Republicans of being obstructionists; reallocate tons of money from other purposes; make more speeches; wait a while longer; get the Chinese involved; make sure the money gets appropriately distributed to political cronies, business associates, and relatives; declare the problem resolved; proceed to create another mess; repeat the process. Piece of cake!!

• Shortages! Shortages everywhere! Be careful Mr. President. You don’t even want to think about what happens when there’s no beer left on the shelves.

• What’s a fact-checker’s worst nightmare? To be fact-checked!

• So the latest list of most lucrative businesses in America is out. No. 1 on the list are fencing contractors in Washington DC.

• While kneeling for the national anthem at a soccer game, Megan Rapinoe’s lunch fell out of her pocket. It was a Jimmie John’s sub sandwich.