• The suicide rate for a specific demographic has suddenly increased dramatically. People that previously subscribed to the Hillary tetralogy just heard that the fourth book is soon to be out.
• Oprah Winfrey is cleaning house. Anyone who had anything to do with scheduling the Kamala interview is now looking for work.
• Fishing Weekly is replaying the Trump-Harris debate on their TV program non-stop. Never has a Big Fish taken the bait so much in such a short period of time.
• Kamala Harris has successfully reigned in her obnoxious cackle. Now she shows obnoxious facial expressions instead.
• Putin says Kamala Harris has “such an expressive and contagious laugh.” Now he has this constant and irrepressible urge to giggle like a school girl.
• Kamala says her values have not changed, but her accents sure have!