• It’s probably pretty obvious to D&B readers why Good Ole’ Joe used multiple pseudonyms in his email communications. And no, it’s not because he couldn’t remember his real name!! But what is “Doctor” Jill’s excuse?
• “Catch and release” used to be a fishing practice. Now it’s a Democrat law enforcement policy.
• Have you noticed that Joe Biden is looking more and more like Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist dummy, Walter? If yes, I’m sure you also have observed that Walter make a whole lot more sense too.
• Well now we know what liberals mean by “sanctuary” as in cities and state. Places where residents object when those who they vowed to give sanctuary to arrive to seek sanctuary. Or,…, maybe more accurately, places where hypocrites live.
• I wonder if Yevgeny Prigozhin had flight insurance.
• I just heard that my neighbor’s gecko plans to identify as a Komodo dragon. Horror of all horrors! Now I’ll have to lock up my pet Cape Buffalo.
• Coal-fired power plants are all expanding their public parking lots. What better place to build EV charging stations than at the place where the electricity actually comes from.
• Baby-boomers are headed for an epidemic of mental illness. What they thought were happy childhoods are now being obliterated with each Disney classic book or movie that is remade.
• Whew! It’s a good thing Hillary never questioned the outcome of the 2016 election. She could have been indicted!!
• Holy crap! It’s a good thing Hillary didn’t mishandle classified information. She could have been indicted!!
• Terabytes of information gathered by the J6 Committee are missing. Better check Joe’s garage.
• All federal courts are booked up for next year; they’re all handling Trump proceeding!
• Can there be any doubt that there is one system of justice for Republicans and a different system for Democrats? Don’t think so, well here’s proof:
o If Kamala Harris were a Republican; she would be in jail for failing to string two coherent sentences together,
o If Nancy Pelosi were a Republican; she would be in jail for destroying a perfectly good presidential speech,
o If Jerry Nadler were a Republican; he would be in jail for wearing pants [too high],
o If Adam Schiff were a Republican; he would be in jail for impersonating an alien being,
o If Barack Obama were a Republican; he would be in jail for “losing” his birth certificate,
o If Janet Yellen were a Republican; she would be in jail for bowing four times in rapid succession to a Chinese official.
• Back in 2007 during a congressional inquiry, while questioning a witness, Hillary made the now famous statement that to believe him would require the “suspension of disbelief.” In a similar fashion, does not accepting the Biden family statements denying any wrongdoing on their part require us to suspend our intelligence, logic, and common sense?
• If it’s true that Joe only talked to Hunter’s business associates about the weather, then he’s been suffering from dementia a lot longer than we thought.
• If it is now a crime to question the outcome of an election, then we need to build a lot more prisons. Or might it be easier (and cheaper) to build a 20 foot fence around Washington DC? This time to keep people in, not out.
• Think I’ll call Hunter and maybe he can get Joe on the line to give me a weather report. Hope my Ukrainian accent holds up.