Month: November 2023

• We have a new means for population control. People are turning to TikTok for medical advice.

• Another potential Trump appointment; Joe Biden as ambassador to North Korea. Inhumane? Not really, old Joe won’t know where he is anyway.

• Wow, things have really gone south for Disney! Their stock has cratered, attendance at theme parks is way down, and their last four movies have collectively lost over a billion dollars. Can it get any worse? If they aren’t careful people will start pooping in line as they wait to get on rides.

• Food for Thought: Can anything be settled science if all associated dooms-day predictions never come to pass and in some cases the opposite occurs?

• Trump is already considering potential candidates for various appointments. Rosie O’Donnell is on his shortlist for Ambassador to Siberia.

• The White House is recruiting more people with brooms and barrels on wheels to follow the president around.

• Jennifer Granholm announces a new regulation to ban all gasoline-burning cars by 2025. As is usual, there are exceptions. In this case only one; 1967 green Corvette Stingrays.

• Biden turns 81. That now makes it 51 years since he’s had a real job.

• Border agents must now ask illegals what their pronouns are as they come across the border. This is a difficult task because most don’t know what a pronoun is.

• Word has come down from where ever mass murderers go, that Bin Laden is reveling in the fact that someone has finally read his “Letter to America”.

• Judge Arthur Engoron (presiding over the Trump NYC fraud case) wins the “Mick Jagger at 100 Look” contest.

• The stampede at the southern border is getting worse! Illegals are fleeing back to Mexico.

• Xi will be travelling to San Francisco via spy balloon. It will drop him off in San Francisco and then proceed on its intended course passing over America’s sensitive nuclear and military sites.

• Appears Xi Jinping and President Biden will be meeting next week. Xi says he enjoys meeting with Biden because then he gets to eat two lunches that day.

• In the last couple years Arizona borders have been under assault as people are crossing en masse. They can’t get out of California fast enough.

• Electric vehicle (EV) manufacturers are getting electrocuted! Rigor mortis is soon to set in.

• Sam Bankman-Fried got Fried.

• Nancy Pelosi says No Labels is “perilous to our democracy”. Spoken by someone who IS perilous to our democracy.