Month: March 2023

• The meeting between Putin and Xi Jinping has suddenly become strained. Xi accused Putin of trying to poison him after serving him borscht for the first time.

• Kamala has a new assignment; to convince young voters to vote for Democrats. This could be her best assignment yet since she demonstrates an ability to conduct herself at their level of knowledge and maturity on almost a daily basis.

• When Kamala was asked what the responsibilities of the Vice-president are she didn’t answer the question. Great! Now we have a President, Vice-president, and an entire Cabinet that don’t have a clue as to what their job responsibilities are.

• Word has come out that Biden’s dog Major, and his cat Willow, received payments from China. The House committee investigating the Biden family’s financial dealings also suspects that their parakeet, Jabber, may have been involved.

• Five years ago Greta Thunberg predicted that the world would end in five years due to global warming. She is now very frustrated because she can’t get Al Gore or John Kerry to answer the phone.

• Yesterday Kamala talked to the Howard University Bison basketball team in the locker room after they were demolished by Kansas in the NCAA tournament. Geez, weren’t they already depressed enough after the loss!

• Kamala Harris has stopped responding to Elizabeth Warren’s (Pocahontas’) smoke signals.

• NEWS ALERT! DoD reports that the US has taken strong action in response to the Russian downing of one of our drones over the Black Sea. President Biden has refused to comment citing national security concerns.

Meanwhile, Boris Mikhailov was excitedly flying his toy drone, just given to him on his 9th birthday, at a neighborhood playground in Nizhnevartovsk, Russia. He was brought to tears when he reported that there was a bright flash and loud bang after which his drone was nowhere to be seen. Russian authorities are investigating.

• The bank that went belly up over the weekend was Silicon Valley Bank. Yet Maxine Waters consistently calls it “Silicone” Valley Bank. Is it possible that she doesn’t know the difference between breast implants and computer chips?

• Zuckerberg has been slashing thousands of jobs. Is that so he has more money to buy elections?

• Kamala has just come up with a new ailment; “climate mental health” issues. Could she have unwittingly just pegged what ails Al Gore and John Kerry? I suppose if they have such an affliction it would be better than simply calling them crazy.

• So now the IRS is taking steps to ensure that wait staff report all their tips? If they are going to do that how about they start requiring shop lifters to report the value of the items they stole.

• It’s amazing how up-in-arms Chuck Schumer is about the J6 tapes being reviewed and aired by Tucker Carlson. Maybe he’s afraid Tucker will show a tape of him in his office without his pants on.

• If there was a Most Stupid People List Prince Harry would be on it. And near the top.

• If there was a Most Wussy Mens List the Second Gentleman would be on it. In fact, he would be the First Wussy.

• The undisclosed report from Biden’s recent medical exam has leaked out. It clearly indicates that his “Use by” date has expired.

• Secretary Buttigieg is already trying to cement his legacy as an environmental and climate change hero. If that’s is to be his legacy it will be fraught with potholes, toxic waste, deserted freeways, and grounded private jets.