Month: December 2023

• Today, on New Years Eve, Illegals crossing the border are being offered shrimp cocktail and a glass of champagne along with their free plane tickets, food stamps and $5,000 Visa card. Happy New Year!

• A report from California indicates that a Christmas Eve power outage was caused by turkeys. Let’s be honest! This is not the only power outage that Gavin Newsom has caused.

• Heeeerrrre’s Carnac again! Carnac predicts the answer to the question in the envelope is; Doomed. And the question is (opening the sealed envelope); What do you call a company whose business is to restock the tampons and menstrual pads in men’s restrooms?

• Christmas travelers driving EVs will need to plan ahead. If they need a charge on the way they will need to go through Columbus, Ohio since that is the only place where a charging station installed under the auspices of the trillion dollar infrastructure law is currently operational. Be prepared for long lines!

• Carnac the Magnificent (the Johnny Carson psychic), while holding a hermetically-sealed envelope to his forehead, predicts the answer to the question in the envelope is; Zero. And the question is (opening the sealed envelope); How many Biden’s have paid their duly-owed income taxes?

• Border Patrol is trying to recruit additional border agents. One of the job requirements is “must be able to speak 195 languages.”

• The most recent national poll now shows Trump beating Biden 65% to 35%. The poll was conducted two days after Hunter said he would “flee” the country if Trump won.

• Hunter says that MAGA Republicans have lied about every aspect of his personal life. Does that mean that the $850,000 he spent on call girls was for his new buddy, Eric Swalwell; and the thousands of pictures on his laptop showing him with any number of girls were all photoshopped?

• In Las Vegas the other day Biden tossed around the number; “a billion, 300 million, trillion, 300 million”. In numeric terms that’s 1,000,000,000,300,000,000,000,000,000,000,300,000,000. Now, if you didn’t hear the speech, you might think that that could be the number of stars in the universe, or maybe the number of grains of sand on our planet, or maybe even the number of hydrogen atoms in the sun’s core. Sorry, wrong on all counts! Its’s the number of times Biden has said that he did not know about or was not involved in any of Hunter’s business dealings.

• What is it with presidents and plagiarism?

• Now we know why Hunter didn’t pay $1.4 million in taxes in 2016 through 2019. He needs the money to pay lawyers in 2023.

• Go easy on Hunter. He just had a misunderstanding about paying taxes. He thought if you spent every nickel on “life’s pleasures” you were exempt from paying taxes on that money. An honest mistake!

• Banks in the Cayman Islands are struggling. Apparently the amount of money coming in from American politicians (one family in particular) has dropped off dramatically.