• After an in-depth investigation California has finally determined why traffic has gotten significantly more congested, in particular from the bigger cities. Too many U-Hauls going east!!
• Pete Buttigieg is never around for the battle. He only shows up after the fact to bayonet the wounded.
• That seals it! George Santos is a serial liar making him supremely qualified to be a Congressman.
• Time to play the D & B Guessing Game. This is a slimy creature that has a large mouth, slinks around in the muck waiting for unsuspecting prey, and attacks without provocation or warning. No, it’s not a moray eel. No, it’s not a crocodile. No sorry, it’s not a snakehead either (although you’re getting closer). Give up?…, you’re gonna hate yourself! Of course…, it’s Peter Strzok. Dah!
• The nation just came through one of the worst winter weather events (in terms of low temperatures and blizzard conditions) in history. Not a peep from the warming zealots! But forecasts suggest we are about to have a significant warm-up. Two bits says those same zealots will be out in force after they spend a day or two on the beach thawing out.
• In the last year Russian citizens (mainly tycoons and oligarchs) have had the highest incidence of falling out of open hospital or high-rise windows of anywhere in the world. Go figure! Do you think it could be bad vodka?
• Average life expectancy in the US is back to where it was 25 years ago. Huh! Does that mean that some of us old fogeys on average went from being alive to being dead?
• Will anybody be surprised if emails emerge between San Bankman-Fried and Hunter Biden?
• The border is being completely overrun. No, we’re not referring to the southern border; but rather, the Washington state border. This after word got out that the state of Washington will pay you up to $122,653 for not working.
• Sam Bankman-Fried used cryptocurrency to post his quarter-billion dollar bail. His payment is now worth $14.12.
• During his address at a joint meeting of Congress, Ukrainian President Zelensky presented a Ukrainian flag to Kamala and Nancy Pelosi which they exuberantly unfurled. After the speech Kamala was overheard thanking the President for the beautiful tablecloth.”
• Kamala is taking the media to task for, as she says, not covering the “strength of my leadership”. Could it be that they’re too busy reporting on her vast accomplishments?
• So the nation is facing a “polar vortex” and in some areas even a “bomb cyclone”. Whatever happened to the terms “cold snap” and “pretty strong winter storm”?
• The number is 234. No, it’s not the number of different ethnic lineages that Biden has espoused since he’s been president. It’s the sum of the ages of the Gruesome Threesome (Biden, Pelosi, and Schumer). Given that fact, can we pass a new law of common sense that the sum total of the ages of the three most powerful people in our government shall not keep pace with the number of notches on Hunter’s bedpost.
• The only person in the Administration in the last two years that has been on vacation or away from work more than Joe Biden is Pete Buttigieg. No wonder the Railroad unions were holding out for 80 days of vacation a year.
• And speaking of Pete, we understand that he just received a toaster for logging 100,000 miles on private jets. Begs the question; Is it ethical for a supposed public servant to accept a toaster?
• Total viewership of AOC’s documentary advocating for the Green New Deal can be measured in tens of viewers. Thankfully she has a fairly large family.