• Wonder how much of the money going to Ukraine is ending up in an off-shore bank account titled Biden Bribes?
• Bet you didn’t know that the earth’s climate has gone from bathwater warm to scalding hot. But it has to be true! The UN Secretary-General said so.
• Are we getting soft? In the old days many of us worked all day in 90+ degrees, and 90+ percent humidity, without skipping a beat. Now, we can’t walk across the tarmac to get to our private jet without concerns of suffering heat stroke.
• Buttigieg is hard at work trying to improve airline service and reliability. His Department of Transportation has introduced a sweeping new rule requiring airplanes to have larger lavatories apparently so people can have sex more comfortably during their flight.
• It’s not so much that people are stealing shopping carts full of stuff; it’s that after they unload the goods into their trunk they don’t return the empty carts to the cart rack.
• “7” appears to be a pretty popular number around the White House these days. The president’s dog, Commander, has bitten a total of seven Secret Service agents; it was, indeed, confirmed that the Biden’s have seven grandchildren; Biden has illegally brought into the country seven million new Democrat voters; seven square inches of area in the White House (enough to hide a small bag of cocaine) is not viewable on security cameras; and Hunter Biden was sentenced to seven years in prison for selling lousy paintings.
• Whistleblowers must be using whistles on the right side of the frequency spectrum. Why else would the Democrats not be hearing what they’re saying?
• Kamala’s reeking word salad buffet is made up of dishes such as slave history, climate change, culture, education, the passage of time, Ukraine, …
• As more details of Biden corruption, malfeasance and cover-up emerge; the spinning of Richard Nixon in his grave is rapidly picking up speed.
• Joe Biden attending a meeting of AI experts is like taking your three year-old to the movies to see Oppenheimer.
• The Burisma CEO who claims he was “coerced” into paying a bribe to the Bidens said his dog was smarter than Hunter Biden. Huh, Hunter must have peed (or worse) on the guys rug!
• China’s coal power capacity currently under construction is six times that of the rest of the world combined. Keep up the good work John Kerry!!
• If the number of Trump indictments increase exponentially, does his popularity approach infinity?
• During a panel discussion on climate change Kamala was asked; what should be done to combat climate change? She responded; “I think climate change is changing our climate. Congress needs to combat changing our climate by passing a bill to ban summer. Summer is hotter than winter so it causes temperature increases. Without temperature increases we wouldn’t need to run our air conditioners and then we could shut down all our fossil plants. No fossil plants, no fossil gases! It’s simple! This would also be good for our museums because then they would have more fossils to display in their exhibits. This would help educate our children since they would learn more about fossils when they go on field trips instead of being bored in class learning to read and do math. Another thing that Congress needs to do is pass a law to provide umbrellas to all our citizens. This would keep the sun off their heads so they would think it’s cooler. And if they think it’s cooler, Joe and I will get re-elected because we will have solved the climate change problem. Thank you for the question and allowing me to confirm why I am the climate czar”.
• Kamala, while talking to 30 and 40 year-old kindergarteners, said AI is “kind of a fancy thing. First of all, it’s two letters. It means “artificial intelligence”. Unfortunately for Kamala, AI actually means “absent intelligence”.