• Karine Jean-Pierre says she’s leaving the Democrat Party and becoming an Independent. The Independent Party says they don’t want her.
• Whoever was making the decisions for Biden’s White House during his tenure just made a decision to issue a post for Biden to say that he was making all the decisions.
• Jill Biden wants to be addressed as “doctor”. That being the case, if Congress begins investigating Joe’s mental decline, she better have her malpractice insurance paid up.
• There’s a new and unique odor pervading the political environment. It’s called the Biden Stink.
• Leonardo DiCaprio is really ticked off. Bill Belichick is horning in on his territory!
• Whaaaat? The Democrats are exhibiting a case of common sense – they want Joe and Jill Biden (how about we throw in Hunter, too) to disappear.
• Think of it! The mother of Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is young enough to be Bill’s daughter.
• The View just accomplished the impossible. They interviewed someone with embalming fluid running through his veins.
• It’s reported that Joe Biden is weighing a $30 million book deal. The name of the book will be Don’t Believe a Word.
• A new amendment to the Constitution is being considered. It would prohibit Democrats from singing in public during demonstrations and protest marches.
• Governor Pritzker says there’s a five-alarm fire going. Who knew his pants were on fire.
• Huh! The autopen robot signing executive orders these days looks, talks, and acts a lot like Donald Trump.
• Politicians the likes of Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConnell, and Bernie Sanders are making old people look bad.
• James Carville; the biggest ass in Democrat political circles, tells Democrats to stop making asses of themselves.
• Who knew that Chicago mayor, Brandon Johnson, was a trailblazer with a favorability rating of 7%. Now all Democrats in Congress are favored by only 7% of the population.
• No need to lay off any federal employees. Just jail those that have fraudulently “stolen” our tax dollars and the government will be sufficiently downsized.
• The Heritage Foundation did a review of all documents signed by Biden during his tenure and determined that nearly all of them were signed by autopen. What else could they do? Joe kept forgetting who he was.
• Democrats have been exposed, Not only as bad politicians, but even worse singers.
• Democrats did not distinguish themselves during President Trump’s speech last night. Since when can four year-olds be elected to Congress?
• Representative Al Green has apparently stopped grooming himself because Biden’s inflation raised the cost of a shave and haircut.