• James Carville; the biggest ass in Democrat political circles, tells Democrats to stop making asses of themselves.
• Who knew that Chicago mayor, Brandon Johnson, was a trailblazer with a favorability rating of 7%. Now all Democrats in Congress are favored by only 7% of the population.
• No need to lay off any federal employees. Just jail those that have fraudulently “stolen” our tax dollars and the government will be sufficiently downsized.
• The Heritage Foundation did a review of all documents signed by Biden during his tenure and determined that nearly all of them were signed by autopen. What else could they do? Joe kept forgetting who he was.
• Democrats have been exposed, Not only as bad politicians, but even worse singers.
• Democrats did not distinguish themselves during President Trump’s speech last night. Since when can four year-olds be elected to Congress?
• Representative Al Green has apparently stopped grooming himself because Biden’s inflation raised the cost of a shave and haircut.
• Chicago Democrats are pulling their hair out. Lori Lightfoot had an approval rating of 15% and now Brandon Johnson has an approval rating of 7%. The voters have spoken, but how in the world are they going to find someone to run in the next election that will poll worse than Johnson to keep the trend going?
• Joy Reid should have seen it coming. It’s pretty difficult to stay on air when her number of staffers exceeds her number of viewers.
• Biden is going to Hollywood!! Word has it he’s going to star in a movie called “The Country That Was Led by a Corpse.”
Israel and the IDF is responsible for the Hezbollah exploding pagers, while America and Trump is responsible for the Democrat exploding heads.
• Kamala Harris taking advice from Hillary Clinton is like the Pope taking advice from Joe Biden.
• Trump is declaring FEMA inept and is thinking about replacing it. The replacement organization will be called Samaritan’s Purse.
• The people in the White House with the barrels on wheels and shovels are soon to be unemployed.
• Word has it that Biden was planning to award Barack Obama the Presidential Medal of Freedom, but Barack declined. Having to turn his back on Joe while he was receiving the medal was apparently a show-stopper.
• Jimmy Carter’s legacy as a peacemaker took a huge step forward at his funeral yesterday. Where else would you have Bill and Hillary Clinton in close proximity without a lamp being thrown; or Barack Obama and Donald Trump talking to each other without fists being bared; or Jill Biden and Kamala Harris sitting next to each other without pulling each others hair out. In fact, it was so peaceful that Joe Biden fell asleep.