Month: April 2023

• A lot of jobs nowadays are part-time, including the Presidency of the United States.

• There’s been a huge run on mattresses lately. Bank defaults are driving people back to the old days for saving their money.

• The three most terrifying words in America right now are; “finish the job”.

• Well, what do you know! Hunter Biden filed his taxes on time this year. What’s this “donation to the FBI” charitable deduction all about?

• Well what do you know! While surfing Comedy Central last night I came across the Biden re-election video.

• A recent study indicated that 50% of Gen-Zers were feeling depressed or hopeless. Well yeah!! Who wouldn’t be depressed (or at least frustrated) trying to choose, out of a list of 90 genders, which one you were. And even more depressing, what if you choose the wrong one.

• TRAFFIC ALERT!! I-80 eastbound is blocked at Bitter Creek, Wyoming. No, it’s not due to a snow storm! It’s because of hundreds of stranded EVs. Bitter Creek happens to be 300 miles from the last EV charging station going east.

• Here’s the latest Kamala word salad: “In this moment in time we must take this moment in time to make it our moment in time to memorialize this moment in time as our moment in time. If we don’t do that, this moment in time will not be our moment in time as this moment in time should be. Let us not miss this moment of time because moments of time only happen in their moments of time.”

• Globalist leaders, some in Hollywood, social media influencers, and other such loons seem to think that you and I replacing our T-bone steaks with insects is the answer to climate change. Don’t you wonder if some of these people wake up in the middle of the night with an insatiable craving for a nice plate of dung beetles?

• And then there’s Mike Lindell (of MyPillow fame). Could he have unceremoniously stumbled on to yet another answer to global warming; his so-called “temperature regulating” thread?

• So a whistle-blower has come forth claiming that the IRS investigation of Hunter Biden is being interfered with. Not to worry!! It certainly couldn’t be interference from the White House. Afterall the President knows nothing of his son’s business activities, never talked to him about it, and never talked about it with any of Hunter’s business partners during their 80 visits to the White House while he was Vice-president.

• Oh no! The climate changed yesterday! And then it changed again today!!

• An area in Chicago has been designated as a youth gathering free space. So where will people go to shop and work now that the Loop is off limits?

• Shop lifters have filed suit against Walmart claiming hardship stating that Walmart is depriving them of easy places to rob.

• Disney and Anheuser Busch (Bud Light) thought ESG stood for Environmental, Social and Government. Instead they’ve discovered that it actually stands for End Stock Growth.

• The poster child for failed stomach stapling surgery; Jarrold Nadler.

• District Attorney Alvin Bragg ordered a SWAT team to a well-known deli in downtown Manhattan. Two ham sandwiches and a hot pastrami were taken into custody.

• What occupation has a 60% attendance rate? A Biden presidency.

• Who meets with their son’s business partners 80 times to talk about their kids and the weather? Vice-president Biden.

• Biden tells Irish leaders to go “lick the world”. What the heck! Now he thinks the world is an ice cream cone?

• Gavin Newsom trying to give Ron DeSantis advice is like Alec Baldwin giving a gun safety course.