Month: June 2024

• It’s pretty clear what’s going on with the Biden “freezing” episodes. He’s practicing for the Hall of Presidents wax museum at Disney World.

• While the other G7 world leaders are focused on the sky observing parachute jumpers carrying allied flags, Joe Biden is off looking for four-leaf clovers. Dang, hate those grass stains!

• Biden met with Pope Francis today. The pontiff gave him absolution for lying about not intending to pardon Hunter.

• The Hunter Biden defense team thinks they have found the silver bullet. They plan to argue in his defense that he couldn’t have been using drugs when he signed the federal form to purchase a gun because he forgot his crack pipe in the car.

• After the Trump verdict, the Biden campaign is urging the president to use the term “convicted felon” as much as possible. With that in mind, here are some excerpts from a recent presser:

Reporter: Mr. President, what do you take away from the Trump trial? Biden: Convicted felon.
Reporter: Mr. President, what do you think will be the outcome of your son’s trial? Biden: Convicted felon.
Reporter: Mr. President, what do you think will be your fate if Donald Trump wins the election? Biden: Convicted felon.

• When do the words “shred” and “overwhelming” mean the same thing? When Democrats claim there is nary “a shred of evidence”.

• If the Hunter Biden defense wants a guaranteed acquittal they should import the 12 jurors from the New York Trump trial.