• Hunter Biden sanctioned by Russia? Huh! Apparently the Kremlin has enough paintings and Vlad has seen enough orgy pictures!
• More word salad from Kamala. Little did we know that Biden had an Amendment 25 insurance policy.
• Hunter Biden sanctioned by Russia? Huh! Apparently the Kremlin has enough paintings and Vlad has seen enough orgy pictures!
• More word salad from Kamala. Little did we know that Biden had an Amendment 25 insurance policy.
• Ventriloquists are upset with the Biden Administration for withdrawing the mask mandates. Now only the dummies can move their mouths.
• Ukrainians are overwhelmingly in favor of regime change. IN THE U.S.!!!!!
• It’s sad that many of the circuses in America have folded up their tents. But there is one positive that has come out of it. The crews that followed the elephants around with their shovels and barrels can now be employed by the White House. Now instead of following elephants they are following the President and Vice-President.
• So Hillary’s COVID gives Bill an excuse to leave town. Word has it he’s quarantining himself at a remote secluded island in the US Virgin Islands. Bill said “he wanted to be somewhere that was familiar to him”.
• Nancy Pelosi is not in a hurry to introduce the Senate-passed Sunshine Protection Act in the House. Insiders say her husband hasn’t had a chance to buy stock in Daylight Savings yet.
• Dancing With the Stars has been having a hard time filling their roster for the next competition. They want to include some new dance steps in their programming but up till now they have been having a hard time finding contestants that can do a good Biden Shuffle.
• Poor Kamala! Now she’s being criticized for how she repeats herself. Recently when asked if this could be because of incompetence she cackled and said, “Well, you asking about incompetence could raise questions about my competence, and me responding to your questions of competence could make it sound like I am incompetent, and if it sounds like I am incompetent it could make people wonder if I am competent to do my job. Next question?
• Not a lot has been made public about the recent phone call between Biden and Xi Jinping except that Xi said he would never again agree to having a call around breakfast time in DC. He didn’t hide the fact that he hates Cream of Wheat and applesauce.