Month: May 2023

• It’s now clear that the FBI is irreversibly broken. They just raided the home of a Democrat!

• So now John Kerry is telling farmers how to farm. This from a man who knows nothing about farming other than how to spread manure.

• If you’re an entrepreneur there is now a new novel way to make money. Buy Bud Light and collect the rebates from Anheuser Bush.

HONOR A SOLDIER TODAY! PARTICULARLY THOSE WHO MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE SO THAT YOU AND I CAN BE FREE. WE CAN NEVER REPAY THAT DEBT.

• Anheuser Bush’s Bud Light problem only gets worse. Now the only retailer that will carry their product is Target.

• Jill Biden gave an applause line in her speech the other day that didn’t draw applause. Ironically a line that was not intended as an applause line did. It started as, “And in closing…”

• Hillary Clinton says age is a factor in politics and people should consider it when they select their candidate. What a relief, she may have just disqualified herself!

• John Fetterman appears to have recovered from his bout with depression as he is back to his signature hoodie and shorts get-up. Do you suppose his depression was because of the pressure he was under to look professional and senatorial (wear a suit)?

• Bill Gates claims he only met Epstein a few times. I guess they didn’t talk much during all those long plane rides to Epstein Island.

• Biden, while viewing Mount Fuji, said he was looking forward to visiting Pompeii during his visit in Japan.

• In the aftermath of Adidas; how long will it be before women, in addition to their padded bras, start wearing panties with a bulge?

• Airlines are starting to charge for everything. Coming soon; you will have to swipe your credit card to recline your seat, and it may only be a matter of time, before a swipe is required to get the oxygen to flow.

• The Discovery Channel is scrambling to update their hit series, “The Most Venomous in Nature”. Democrats on the House Select Subcommittee on Weaponization of the Federal Government, based on their conduct during the FBI whistleblower hearing on May 18th, have risen to No. 1.

• Food for thought: Based on today’s idiocy on the part of the global elite, the plague of locusts that occurred in Biblical times would now be considered a godsend. There would be no famine as a result, only scrumptious eating. Other than John Kerry, who knew?

• Kamala thinks the characterizations of “chaos” on El Paso streets because of thousands of migrants is way over-hyped. She said, “I looked at the street views on Google Maps and they appear all but deserted”.

• Excerpts from the last Kringe Jean-Pierre White House press briefing:

Q. What’s the White House reaction to the House Oversight committee press conference regarding Biden family international business practices? A. It’s a political stunt.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the House bill for border security? A. Overkill. The border is already secure.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the House bill to address the debt ceiling and out-of-control spending? A. Not needed. Money grows on trees.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the Trump guilty verdict? A. We knew he did it! We have pictures.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the indictment of George Santos? A. It shouldn’t take the FBI two months to complete an investigation.
Follow-up Q. But surely you realize the investigation of Hunter Biden is in its fifth year? A. Yes, I know. Stonewalling and spinning investigations of Democrats take a lot longer.
Q. When is the President going to talk to President Xi? A. When Hunter receives their check.
Q. Where has the President been? A. We thought he was in Ireland, but now we’re not sure?
Q. Why hasn’t the President fired you yet? A. Because I make even him look good.

That’s all the time we have for today. See you all tomorrow.