• If all the Democrats who said they would “leave the country if Trump gets elected” actually leave, Democrats will never win another election.
• Trump has sent a letter to Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger informing them that will not be considered for any positions in his administration.
• Barack Obama has an army of people feverishly searching the Web and deleting any information linking him to Kamala Harris or her campaign.
• The DC Fire Department had to respond to an alarm at the White House. Turned out Joe Biden’s legacy was on fire.
• LAX was extremely busy today. There were long lines of celebrities and Hollywood types who vowed to leave the country if Trump won the election.
• The last three years proves that the 25th Amendment will never be used.
• US interrogators no longer need waterboarding as an interrogation tool. Ten minutes of the Kamala cackle has been effective in breaking even the hardest of criminals.
• Guess it’s true that the orange vest did make Trump look thinner. WeightWatchers has just ordered a million and plans to issue them to all members who are complaining that the WW process is not working for them.