• Diane Feinstein will be 90 soon, and she is still contemplating running for re-election. One question! Would you want her airline “equal” piloting your next flight?
• Disaster Alert! Janet Yellen’s hairdresser dropped the bowl on the floor and it broke into smithereens.
• News Alert! Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell were injured in the Capital Building. It appears a heavy wooden door hit them in the backside on their way out of the Judiciary Committee.
• College professors in speech classes are now teaching a new style of speaking. It’s characterized by talking rapidly in a monotone voice interspersed occasionally with whispering and angry outbursts, trailing off on words, not completing sentences, making stuff up, calling people names, sometimes elaborating on personal experiences to the point of being false, and looking straight ahead as in a blank stare. It’s called the Biden Mumble Bumble Jumble.
• The Biden’s just hired Sandy Berger as their records manager,
• If anybody has trouble understanding what oxymoron means, think Biden think tank,
• Maybe we ought to start marking classified documents as “Trash”. No one would bother to take trash home with them and the Chinese certainly wouldn’t be willing to pay anyone for it.
• If Old Joe keeps getting himself in trouble and the state of things in this country get any worse the MSM may stop calling him a Democrat. The low-information voter won’t notice.
• Karine Jean-Pierre, who is not known for her direct and accurate responses to questions (being very kind here), finally gave an honest response saying “Too be clear, I don’t have a clue as to what the hell I’m doing”.
• John “I Fly Strictly Commercial” Kerry was spotted leaving Davos on his ”commercial” private jet. Who knew?
• Incredible! They just found Jimmy Hoffa’s skeleton in Biden’s garage.
• Kamala was asked to comment on Joe Biden’s “no regrets” comment regarding classified documents. She said, “I myself do not regret having no regrets for President Biden not regretting that he has no regrets for his handling of documents that were misfiled in files intended for other files that he was hiding in his garage behind his corvette so no one would find them. What’s the problem?”
• More look-alikes; Al Gore and Greta Thunberg? Is it their screeching voices and scowling faces? Or is it that every time they open their mouths their climate change vehicles (electric, of course) end up in the ditch.
• Al Gore explains why there is so much rain on the west coast this year. The Bering Sea is boiling! And in the winter no less!!
• It’s official! Greta Thunberg was born with a permanent scowl on her face.
• Is Steven Spielberg in Davos? John Kerry thinks he’s E.T.
• So Biden conducted his campaign out of his basement and now we find out he has been storing (hiding) “Top Secret” classified documents in various places in his home including the garage. Will anybody be surprised if a report comes out that they found his corvette car keys in the refrigerator?
• Has anybody noticed that Dr. Fauci and Pete Buttigieg look a lot alike? And that they are equally annoying?
• News Alert! “Top Secret” classified documents have just been found in Major’s doghouse,
• A reporter asked Kamala Harris about the Biden classified document fiasco. Her response; “Well…, that would be classified.” [cackle/cackle]. “But seriously what I know about this classified situation would be classified by some as classified because the information is classified and so what I think about it may be classified as classified and to divulge classified information would be classified as classified.”