• With the Supreme Court ruling regarding immunity, Jill Biden can probably rest easy. As the wife of the president she likely has immunity from prosecution for elder abuse.
• We’re hearing that Biden is only in gear between 10AM and 4PM. Well goody! That resolves the dilemma of the 3AM phone call. The voicemail will instruct the caller to call back at 10AM.
• Who was making decisions in the Oval while Jill was out doing her Vogue photo shoot?
• It’s pretty clear what’s going on with the Biden “freezing” episodes. He’s practicing for the Hall of Presidents wax museum at Disney World.
• While the other G7 world leaders are focused on the sky observing parachute jumpers carrying allied flags, Joe Biden is off looking for four-leaf clovers. Dang, hate those grass stains!
• Biden met with Pope Francis today. The pontiff gave him absolution for lying about not intending to pardon Hunter.
• The Hunter Biden defense team thinks they have found the silver bullet. They plan to argue in his defense that he couldn’t have been using drugs when he signed the federal form to purchase a gun because he forgot his crack pipe in the car.
• After the Trump verdict, the Biden campaign is urging the president to use the term “convicted felon” as much as possible. With that in mind, here are some excerpts from a recent presser:
Reporter: Mr. President, what do you take away from the Trump trial? Biden: Convicted felon.
Reporter: Mr. President, what do you think will be the outcome of your son’s trial? Biden: Convicted felon.
Reporter: Mr. President, what do you think will be your fate if Donald Trump wins the election? Biden: Convicted felon.
• When do the words “shred” and “overwhelming” mean the same thing? When Democrats claim there is nary “a shred of evidence”.
• If the Hunter Biden defense wants a guaranteed acquittal they should import the 12 jurors from the New York Trump trial.
• Now that Robert De Niro has become part of the Biden campaign can Barbara Streisand and Bette Midler be far behind?
• After the Trump verdict, LaGuardia Airport and LAX were inundated with takeoffs. Fortune 500 Company CEOs and CFOs were getting out of Dodge as fast as their private jets could take them.
• Do you like multiple choice exams? Do you like solving brain teasers? Do you like fill-in-the-blanks? If yes, then you are eligible to be a juror in Manhattan.
• It could be argued that increased muggings in America are good for the economy. Afterall, the muggers spend the money, don’t they?
• The new Bobbsey Twins – Joe Biden and Robert De Niro.
• So now anything that falls from the sky (such as a helicopter) is said to have had a “hard landing”.
• Heeeeerrres Carnac! Carnac predicts the answer to the question in the envelope is; No more than five. And the question is (opening the sealed envelope); How many people gather and wave at the president’s motorcade as it passes by? (What else are you going to do as you wait for the “Walk” sign?)