July 12, 2023

• Janet Yellin bobbleheads are no longer for sale. They’ve been replaced by the video of her bobbling to her Chinese hosts.

• Unions are expected to demand the “Biden plan” during their next contract negotiations; a four-day work week, four-hour work days, and 20 weeks of vacation per year.

July 11, 2023

• So the secret Service, FBI, and the White House claim not to know where the cocaine came from. Who knows, If we wait long enough, they’ll say it was left there by Marilyn Monroe when she frequented the White House.

• Janet Yellin bobbleheads are no longer for sale. They’ve been replaced by a video of her bobbling to her Chinese hosts.

July 10, 2023

• It got a little strange during the meeting between President Biden and King Charles when they started discussing their age spots and the thickening of their toenails on their small toes.

• Biden staffers report that Old Yeller is back! Here we thought it was dementia and now we find out he’s rabid.

July 7, 2023

• Janet Yellen should have felt right at home while going through the reception line as she arrived in China; many of the Chinese men in the line had her haircut.

• Should we have confidence in the mental acuity of our President when he can’t count past 6 (grandchildren)?

July 6, 2023

• The Taliban is outlawing beauty salons in Afghanistan. That ends it! It’s probably fair to say that Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Diane Feinstein will not be visiting Afghanistan any time soon.

• Wouldn’t you know it! A quick review of the recent White House surveillance tapes only show reruns of the Three Stooges, Andy of Mayberry, and Jerry Seinfeld.

July 5, 2023

• So who could possibly have brought the cocaine into the White House? It can be only one answer; a Mexican cartel! But wait…, Hunter couldn’t possibly be in the cartels, could he?

July 4, 2023

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, NEVER TAKE FREEDOM FOR GRANTED!!

July 3, 2023

• Remember a couple decades back when there was a commercial on TV that showed a frying egg with the caption, “Your brain on drugs”? Well the 2023 version shows a scrambled egg with the caption, “Your president’s brain on a good day”.

• President Biden keeps insisting that Hunter is the “smartest person he knows”. Time to rethink that Joe. A sound-of-mind person would say that smoking crack, while going 175 miles per hour, with a car full of prostitutes, and snapping pictures of it as he goes may perhaps disqualify Hunter for that distinction. No joke!

July 2, 2023

• Justin Trudeau is urging American companies to move their operations to Canada. He is telling them that Canada has better air quality, especially when there is a north wind.

• Golf ball size hail: 1; Solar energy: 0.