• Remember a couple decades back when there was a commercial on TV that showed a frying egg with the caption, “Your brain on drugs”? Well the 2023 version shows a scrambled egg with the caption, “Your president’s brain on a good day”.

• President Biden keeps insisting that Hunter is the “smartest person he knows”. Time to rethink that Joe. A sound-of-mind person would say that smoking crack, while going 175 miles per hour, with a car full of prostitutes, and snapping pictures of it as he goes may perhaps disqualify Hunter for that distinction. No joke!