• The FBI has found a useful purpose for the Tesla cybertruck; a bomb detonation containment chamber,

• With Biden still in office what’s next for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed? The Presidential Medal of Freedom? Or maybe a pardon?

• As President Biden circles the bowl he wants to pull back the flush.

• George Clooney is really depressed! No, not because Biden lost, but because he is sick of having the likes of Robert De Niro, Bette Midler, Barbara Streisand, Cher and Jim Carrey hanging around his Italian villa.

• No surprise here! Hunter is on Epstein’s list.

• Dunders and Blunders offers to buy the Panama Canal for $50 – the present-value of the amount that Jimmy Carter sold it for plus an extra $20 for a tip.

• Congress needs to pass the Lame-Duck Act which would limit presidential acts after a lost election to:

o Pardoning Thanksgiving Day turkeys (not including humans),
o Flipping the switch to turn on the National Christmas Tree,
o Smiling for the presidential Christmas card,
o Toasting guests at the White House Christmas Party (off a teleprompter, of course),
o Directing the moving van when it arrives at the White House.

• So far Trump’s resistors have memed Musk as first lady, vice-president, and even the president. What’s next; head of the Department of Government Efficiency?

• What’s that whirring sound in Washington DC? Drones? No, it’s paper shredders!

• If you believe the White House spokesperson, homeowners everywhere will now have to build on to their garages so they will have room to park their “hobby” drones.

• There is a new way for political figures (and their spawn) to plead guilty in America. Receive a pardon from the president even though there are no charges, indictments or convictions.

• The man is declaring war! Vladimir Putin? No, Gavin Newsom.

• Oh oh! Hunter’s pardon has been invalidated. Joe was not of sound mind when he signed it.

• Would a “devout” Catholic, the likes of Joe Biden, be excluded from the Notre Dame Cathedral reopening ceremony? Can’t be! His invite must have gotten lost in the mail.

• Biden has issued another questionable pardon; Commander.

• Biden will be issuing a general pardon for all 3 million federal employees under his administration covering each individual’s period of employment, except for the period of January 20, 2017 to January 20, 2021, just in case.