• Congress needs to pass the Lame-Duck Act which would limit presidential acts after a lost election to:
o Pardoning Thanksgiving Day turkeys (not including humans),
o Flipping the switch to turn on the National Christmas Tree,
o Forced smiling for presidential Christmas cards,
o Toasting guests at the White House Christmas Party (off a teleprompter, of course),
o Staying upright on New Years Eve and,
o Directing the moving van when it arrives at the White House.
• So far Trump’s resistors have memed Musk as first lady, vice-president, and even the president. What’s next; head of the Department of Government Efficiency?