• The manufacturer of Trumpy Bear is suing Biden for a violation of their copyright for him referring to his political enemies as “Trumpies”.
• Kamala says she never consumed a grape until she was in her 20’s in support of National Farm Workers boycotts. I guess wine doesn’t count!
• John Fetterman makes Joe Biden look like a mental giant. Or,…., is it the other way around? You choose.
• So now if you win the lottery you have three choices; annuity payments, a lump-sum, or payment of utility bills,
• The California legislature just passed a bill requiring the wind to blow when the temperature exceeds 85 degrees,
• From now on Biden rallies and speeches will be held in garages. How else can tens of people be made to look like a massive crowd?
• Limburger cheese flavored chewable vitamins are not going over well with the kids. Huh, can’t understand it! The mice in the lab tests loved em,
• The Russian Ambassador to the Ukraine just resigned. He was recently scheduled by the Kremlin for his annual medical exam on the sixth floor of a Moscow hospital. He’s not taking any chances!!
• You thought you were tired of government mandates! Well, word just leaked out that the Administration is working on an executive order that would mandate all Americans to eat at least three meals of liver a week. The IRS, with its 87,000 new agents, will be in charge of enforcement.
• I hate:
o when people expect me to do what I say even if it is idiotic,
o when my thermostat is held at 90 degrees on the hottest day of the year. Guess I’ll go hang out in a government building somewhere for the rest of the day.
• I hate:
o that I can’t charge my electric car in my garage so the governor can run his hair dryer.