April 29, 2025

• A new amendment to the Constitution is being considered. It would prohibit Democrats from singing in public during demonstrations and protest marches.

• Governor Pritzker says there’s a five-alarm fire going. Who knew his pants were on fire.

April 26, 2025

• Huh! The autopen robot signing executive orders these days looks, talks, and acts a lot like Donald Trump.

• Politicians the likes of Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConnell, and Bernie Sanders are making old people look bad.