• Jill Biden wants to be addressed as “doctor”. That being the case, if Congress begins investigating Joe’s mental decline, she better have her malpractice insurance paid up.
• There’s a new and unique odor pervading the political environment. It’s called the Biden Stink.
• Leonardo DiCaprio is really ticked off. Bill Belichick is horning in on his territory!
• Whaaaat? The Democrats are exhibiting a case of common sense – they want Joe and Jill Biden (how about we throw in Hunter, too) to disappear.
• Think of it! The mother of Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is young enough to be Bill’s daughter.
• The View just accomplished the impossible. They interviewed someone with embalming fluid running through his veins.
• It’s reported that Joe Biden is weighing a $30 million book deal. The name of the book will be Don’t Believe a Word.