• It’s probably safe to say that most of the British people despise Prince Harry. So what does it say when, at the King’s coronation, Jill Biden and her granddaughter are seated even further back in the crowd then Harry?
• How can we convince people that fossil-fueled generation is a necessity for at least the foreseeable future. Operators of coal and gas-fired power plants scheduling their two month maintenance outages in June, July or August ought to do it.
• President Biden has stated on numerous occasions that he was raised in an Irish community, a Puerto Rican community, a Jewish community,…, it’s a long list. But never has he said that he was raised in a farming community. It has to be true though; where else would he have become so proficient at spreading manure.
• Kamala named as the White House Artificial Intelligence (AI) “czar”! Is that an oxymoron? If not, it has to be a first cousin.
• Hunter Biden has applied for a permit to set up a lemonade stand in front of the White House. Proceeds will go to his legal fund.
• Congress is talking about legislating ethics rules for Supreme Court Justices. Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
• Let’s see, hmmmm!! Attend the coronation of the new king (who happens to be your father-in-law), or plan and attend your four year-old’s birthday party? A piece of cake; birthday cake that is!
• What’s a sure sign that Ireland is not a country of significance on the world stage? When the President of the United States can’t remember that he was just there. Or…, could it be that our president didn’t know he was there? Hmmmmm, that’s a tough one!!!
• Experts are predicting that AI will replace many jobs going forward. The job that should be at the top of the list is Vice-President of the United States.
• What is a sure sign that you are engaging in politics? When you are being interviewed about a matter that is purely political in nature and you say, “One of the benefits of my job is that I don’t engage in politics.”
• Ronald Reagan famously said that the nine most terrifying words in the English language are; “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help”. Under the Biden administration it’s now fifteen words; “I’m from the military, and I’m being forced to help you cross the border illegally”.
• The President negotiates like he campaigns; He lights the gaslight, refuses to debate, and then disappears into his basement to watch West Wing re-runs.
• What is a sure sign of guilt? When a man appears in court for a child support hearing surrounded by six lawyers.
• The Edmund Fitzgerald claims another victim! Gordon Lightfoot dead at 84.
• More of today’s part-time jobs; members of the White House Press Corps. All it takes is shouting a softball question at a fleeing president about every three days or so. But to be fair, they also have to endure torture; daily Kringe Jean-Pierre White House briefings.
• With longer life expectancies we’ve all heard proclamations like; “60 is today’s new 40”, or “70 is today’s new 50”. Unfortunately, Joe Biden is proving that the next iteration; “80 is today’s new 60”, does not follow.