• Excerpts from the last Kringe Jean-Pierre White House press briefing:
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the House Oversight committee press conference regarding Biden family international business practices? A. It’s a political stunt.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the House bill for border security? A. Overkill. The border is already secure.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the House bill to address the debt ceiling and out-of-control spending? A. Not needed. Money grows on trees.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the Trump guilty verdict? A. We knew he did it! We have pictures.
Q. What’s the White House reaction to the indictment of George Santos? A. It shouldn’t take the FBI two months to complete an investigation.
Follow-up Q. But surely you realize the investigation of Hunter Biden is in its fifth year? A. Yes, I know. Stonewalling and spinning investigations of Democrats take a lot longer.
Q. When is the President going to talk to President Xi? A. When Hunter receives their check.
Q. Where has the President been? A. We thought he was in Ireland, but now we’re not sure?
Q. Why hasn’t the President fired you yet? A. Because I make even him look good.
That’s all the time we have for today. See you all tomorrow.