• Nancy Pelosi is not in a hurry to introduce the Senate-passed Sunshine Protection Act in the House. Insiders say her husband hasn’t had a chance to buy stock in Daylight Savings yet.
• Dancing With the Stars has been having a hard time filling their roster for the next competition. They want to include some new dance steps in their programming but up till now they have been having a hard time finding contestants that can do a good Biden Shuffle.