• It’s now a proven fact! Every baby born in America in the last 78 years was born with an opinion of Donald Trump programmed in their genes.
• Plagiarizer Joe is revolutionizing the practice of plagiarism. Not only has he been known to plagiarize the written word, now he’s plagiarizing actions. For example; Trump announces he’s going to the border, within hours Joe announces he’s going to the border. Trump goes to a fast food restaurant; two days later Joe goes to a convenience mart. Heck, if the pattern prevails, maybe some time soon Ole Joe will be appearing in court.