• eBay has a used military pier for sale. Cheap! The only catch is you have to pick it up at the Gaza Strip.
• Are you looking pale? Do you shuffle your feet? Do you slur your words? Do you not finish your sentences? Do you not get your facts right? Do you have trouble staying awake? YOU MAY HAVE A BAD COLD, OR YOU MAY HAVE JET LAG, OR YOU MAY THINK YOU’RE GETTING YELLED AT BY YOUR OPPONENT!!