• Border Patrol has updated their work standards. Agents will now be disciplined if they do not fist bump all illegals when they cross the border.
• Kamala’s latest word salad: “I sound like a dope because I‘m dopey and only dopey people can sound like dopes. I also act like a dope because dopey people do dopey things. Some may say it’s hard to sound and act so dopey, but for dopes like me it comes naturally. Then too, I’m not the only dope in this Administration. It starts with the “Big Dope” at the top and works its way down from there. Never have there been more dopey people in a Cabinet then there are right now. This should not be surprising because dopes beget dopes, and dopey leaders choose dopey followers. How else would we be doing such dopey things? As I said, dopey comes naturally to dopey people.”