• News Alert! Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell were injured in the Capital Building. It appears a heavy wooden door hit them in the backside on their way out of the Judiciary Committee.
• College professors in speech classes are now teaching a new style of speaking. It’s characterized by talking rapidly in a monotone voice interspersed occasionally with whispering and angry outbursts, trailing off on words, not completing sentences, making stuff up, calling people names, sometimes elaborating on personal experiences to the point of being false, and looking straight ahead as in a blank stare. It’s called the Biden Mumble Bumble Jumble.