• Word has come out that Biden’s dog Major, and his cat Willow, received payments from China. The House committee investigating the Biden family’s financial dealings also suspects that their parakeet, Jabber, may have been involved.
• Five years ago Greta Thunberg predicted that the world would end in five years due to global warming. She is now very frustrated because she can’t get Al Gore or John Kerry to answer the phone.
• Yesterday Kamala talked to the Howard University Bison basketball team in the locker room after they were demolished by Kansas in the NCAA tournament. Geez, weren’t they already depressed enough after the loss!