Month: September 2023

• The book; “The Falsehoods of Joe Biden” (were it to be written), can no longer be a single volume. It will now need to be published as a trilogy.

• It’s no longer; Gooood Morning Vietnam!. Biden has changed it to; Gooood Night Vietnam!

9/11, NEVER EVER FORGET!!

• DA’s from New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania (blue strongholds) are working on new indictments for Donald Trump. They plan to charge him with failing to do environmental studies and excavating without the proper permits. The number of counts is still pending as they tally the number of divots on Trump’s golf courses in each of their respective states.

• Paulie was reportedly out celebrating after Nancy announced she was running for re-election. When asked why he was celebrating, with a big smile on his face, he responded. “3,000 miles is too far to commute”

• Great Lakes states are saying climate change is a high priority. After all wasn’t it climate change that caused the Great Lakes in the first place?

• A third of Americans think Biden is “up for the job” Hmmm, are there that many Democrats in nursing homes?

• Biden just signed an executive order to rename the beach in front of his Rehoboth beach house as the “Oval Office Beach” Guess he thinks if he is at the Oval Office he can’t be accused of being on vacation.

• According to Franklin Foer, Biden’s greatest fear is being “perceived as stupid”. Hey Joe, does it help if we remove the word “perceived”?

• Great Lakes states want to make climate change a high priority. Huh, wasn’t it climate change that caused the Great Lakes in the first place?

• Can we please get Biden on Air Force One to Las Vegas so he can slog through the mud and blame The Burning Man downpour on climate change.

• After Biden is out of office, his book of presidential speeches will need to include a section called fictional short stories.

• Where has Kamala been for the last couple months? On vacation, in her basement, at her beach house? Seems she may be practicing to be President.

• There is one occupation that has seen a massive increase in demand since Joe Biden has been President; fact checkers.

• KJP says Biden has done more for border security than anyone else. You laugh! He did appoint Kamala as the border czar, didn’t he?

• The US military can’t buy enough XXL uniforms to clothe it’s new recruits!

• Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell, and Diane Feinstein are making John Fetterman look normal.

• There’s a new claim that climate change is causing increased turbulence for air travel. Sure, that’s it! Pretty soon it’ll be the same reason that trains derail, and potholes don’t get fixed, right Pete?