• DA’s from New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania (blue strongholds) are working on new indictments for Donald Trump. They plan to charge him with failing to do environmental studies and excavating without the proper permits. The number of counts is still pending as they tally the number of divots on Trump’s golf courses in each of their respective states.
• Paulie was reportedly out celebrating after Nancy announced she was running for re-election. When asked why he was celebrating, with a big smile on his face, he responded. “3,000 miles is too far to commute”