• Just visited Yellowstone National Park. What’s the deal with the sign that says “China Welcomes You”?
• When the number of EVs sitting on dealer’s lots exceeds the number of EVs on the road, you know you have a problem.
• What is contributing to global warming more; your refrigerator or John Kerry’s butt?
• Bob Menendez thought he had a bulldog nipping at his ankles. Turns out it’s John Fetterman.
• George Santos is bitter about being expelled from the House, particularly since at one point he was as close to becoming Speaker as anyone else in the House.
• We all know that the US Terrorist Watchlist is screwed up. But Taylor Swift?
• We no longer have to worry about being bombed back into the Dark Ages by nuclear war. The climate change zealots in Dubai are in the process of taking us there right now.
• King Charles thinks we have to spend $5 trillion a year worldwide to stem the tide of climate change. John Kerry, after a Himalayan salt sauna at the Dubai five-star resort where he is staying, proposed that Hunter Biden be put in charge of managing the funds. The Ukrainian representative agreed, noting that Hunter knows absolutely nothing about climate change, so he’s a perfect choice.
• “Sammy The Bull” Gravano thinks that the misdeeds of the Biden family are “treasonous.” Considering the penalty for treason it’s a good thing Sammy is retired!
• Now Biden claims he was in the Himalayas with Deng Xiaoping. If we give this claim a little more time to develop we’ll probably hear that he climbed Mount Everest while he was there. This from a man who can’t stay on his feet while ascending a stairway.