• King Charles thinks we have to spend $5 trillion a year worldwide to stem the tide of climate change. John Kerry, after a Himalayan salt sauna at the Dubai five-star resort where he is staying, proposed that Hunter Biden be put in charge of managing the funds. The Ukrainian representative agreed, noting that Hunter knows absolutely nothing about climate change, so he’s a perfect choice.

• “Sammy The Bull” Gravano thinks that the misdeeds of the Biden family are “treasonous.” Considering the penalty for treason it’s a good thing Sammy is retired!