• eBay has a used military pier for sale. Cheap! The only catch is you have to pick it up at the Gaza Strip.
• Are you looking pale? Do you shuffle your feet? Do you slur your words? Do you not finish your sentences? Do you not get your facts right? Do you have trouble staying awake? YOU MAY HAVE A BAD COLD, OR YOU MAY HAVE JET LAG, OR YOU MAY THINK YOU’RE GETTING YELLED AT BY YOUR OPPONENT!!
• With the Supreme Court ruling regarding immunity, Jill Biden can probably rest easy. As the wife of the president she likely has immunity from prosecution for elder abuse.
• We’re hearing that Biden is only in gear between 10AM and 4PM. Well goody! That resolves the dilemma of the 3AM phone call. The voicemail will instruct the caller to call back at 10AM.
• Who was making decisions in the Oval while Jill was out doing her Vogue photo shoot?