• The last three years proves that the 25th Amendment will never be used.

• US interrogators no longer need waterboarding as an interrogation tool. Ten minutes of the Kamala cackle has been effective in breaking even the hardest of criminals.

• Guess it’s true that the orange vest did make Trump look thinner. WeightWatchers has just ordered a million and plans to issue them to all members who are complaining that the WW process is not working for them.