Month: April 2022

• Jimmy Carter hates being one-upped. Be careful Joe! He might just try to primary you in 2024.

• Likenesses?:
o Gollum (Lord of the Rings); Bill Gates with long thinning hair, minus the glasses
o Madam Mim (Sword in the Stone); Janet Yellin six months overdue for a haircut
o Peter Griffin (Family Guy); Gerald Nadler on a good day

• Word has it that the bird that plopped on our President yesterday in Iowa was a Trump supporter.

• Here’s a theory. After four doses of COVID vaccine a person actually starts to apply some common sense. What’s the postulate for this theory? None other than a statement from Anthony Fauci. Yesterday he said that it’s now up to Americans to make their own medical risk assessments with respect to the coronavirus precautions they take. Bravo, mRNA! But wait, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi have also received four doses of the vaccine. So much for that theory!

• Last October a mansion in LA was purchased by a real estate agent with links to BLM for $3.1 million. Six days later the BLM co-founders purchased it from him for $5.8 million. Today the house is worth $8 billion.

• So it’s cherry blossom time in Washington DC. A perfect time to go visit. Packed my bags and headed off to my local Greyhound station. Funny, but the response from the ticket agent when I asked to buy a ticket to DC was, “You first need to buy a ticket to Del Rio, Texas.” I’m like, “Huh?” She went on to explain that there has suddenly been a huge demand for buses leaving from Texas going to DC and so all Greyhounds going to DC are in Texas. Strange I thought, but I decided to try a different tact. “Okay”, I said, “Then give me a ticket to Wilmington, Delaware.” (Thought I could get close to DC and then take the Amtrak into the city. If it’s good enough for our President, it’s good enough for me.). The agent said, “Okay, I first need to sell you a ticket to Tallahassee, Florida.” I’m like, “Huh?”. She said, “Yeah, there has suddenly been a huge demand for buses leaving from Florida going to Delaware and so all Greyhounds going to Wilmington are in Florida.” “Hmmm, what in the world is going on?” Guess I can’t get there from here right now, at least not on Greyhound. Maybe I’ll wait till 2025 to go see the cherry blossoms.

• Biden claims he drove an 18-Wheeler. Could that explain why he always sat in the front of the Amtrak, miming as if he had a steering wheel in his hands, and going vroom-vroom all the way to Delaware?

• Can it get any worse? The staffer responsible for cutting Kamala’s meat has just resigned.

• Donald Trump recently shot a hole-in-one. The Democrats immediately alleged that a Russian chipped in.

• Have you ever noticed that celebrity apologies are always the same? “I’m so sorry; I’m embarrassed; the devil made me do it; it’s inexcusable and wrong; it’s all Trump’s fault; it’s not indicative of who I am; I didn’t pull the trigger; I apologize to [the source(s) of my millions]”; and on and on. Why re-invent the wheel over and over again. Will someone please develop a checklist/standard form to save Hollywood some time and effort.

• Hillary can’t understand why Americans don’t have a greater appreciation for Democrats and what Biden has accomplished. And we think Biden is mentally on the decline? Appears he has company! And as far as her specific likeability, it also seems apparent that she has no mirrors in her house.

• Uh-oh! Talk about screwing up. The last yacht confiscated by the Feds because of Russian sanctions belonged to John Kerry.

• The Biden Administration is really starting to play hardball with the sanctions. Effective immediately all Russian Wolfhounds have been banished from the United States.