• Have you ever noticed that celebrity apologies are always the same? “I’m so sorry; I’m embarrassed; the devil made me do it; it’s inexcusable and wrong; it’s all Trump’s fault; it’s not indicative of who I am; I didn’t pull the trigger; I apologize to [the source(s) of my millions]”; and on and on. Why re-invent the wheel over and over again. Will someone please develop a checklist/standard form to save Hollywood some time and effort.