• You’re in luck! Don’t like fiction? Well then you can save $50 by not buying Jill and Joe’s memoirs. Even better, pool that money with the $50 you didn’t spend on Barry and Michelle’s tall tales and you will have enough to buy a Trumpy Bear.
• The best argument for homeschooling? Randi Weingarten.
• Premonition? New York City Mayor Mamdani watches soccer game with convicts at Rikers Island.