• The headline: Pennsylvania Man Accidently Shot By His Dog. Hmmm! How do they know it was accidental?
November 7, 2025
• Apparently, some judges like Rap music too. One just granted Sean “Diddy” Combs preferential treatment by ordering a speeded-up appeals process.
• Nancy Pelosi is retiring. Oh no! Paulie’s stock picking performance is soon to take a nosedive.
• The Holland Tunnel is hopelessly jammed. Too many U-Hauls.
November 3, 2025
• As John Fetterman’s brain heals from the ravages of a stroke he seems to see reality clearer and clearer.
• Chuck Schumer’s face has not been seen on the floor of the Senate for decades, only the top of his head.
• Is Gavin Newsom lying when he says he hates when politicians lie? Hmmm! He may thinks a lie about a lie makes a truth.
• Now we know that Biden’s favorite ice cream flavor was Arctic Frost.