• Yesterday it was announced that Chicago will host the 2024 Democrat Convention. Apparently the DNC and the Democrat power structure want the delegates (and America) to see in person the results of long-term Democrat policies.
• Bud Light is now Bud Flight!
• The Easter Bunny union is up in arms!! Yesterday, at the White House Egg Roll, Hunter was in charge of steering Biden away from reporters. The union claims that a precedent was set last year. Steering the president is now Easter Bunny work.
• But the question of the day is why was Hunter there? Is it possible that China was paying him to keep an eye on their egg roll?
• Huh! Before we know it Bud Light will be putting the smiling face of Rachel Levine on the side of their cans. Who’s next? Sam Brinton! Miller Lite never tasted so good!
• President Biden recently called King Charles to tell him that he would not be attending the upcoming coronation. The King being candid said, “That’s a bloody relief, since you weren’t on the invite list anyway”.
• The old saying used to go, “misery likes company”. After yesterday’s election in Chicago it should now be “Chicago likes misery”.
• French President Macron is planning a trip to Ukraine. He was heard behind the scenes requesting the trip so that he “could walk the streets in relative peace and quiet”.
• North Dakota is soon to become the most populous state in the union. If climate change is real, people in southern states will soon be flocking north to cool off.