• All reporters in the Kamala Harris press pool are being offered 90 days of vacation since they have nothing to do until November 5th.

• The Second Gentlemen has decided to stop going to church until after the election so that someone in the Democrat Party won’t notice he’s a Jew.

• The Harris/Walz campaign is employing hundreds to review all of Kamala’s past statements and videos to make sure they don’t miss any needed flip-flops.