• In the past couple weeks there has been a dramatic drop in porn viewership on the internet. Well, of course! Bill Clinton has been out on the campaign trail!
• So where has Michelle Obama been during this campaign season? Has she been hanging out at their $25 million retreat in Hawaii; their $15 million ocean front compound on Martha’s Vineyard; or their $10 million house in Washington with the brick wall around it? Do you suppose it could be all three with a few $10,000 a week rentals in between?