• Green parents are decrying the fact that their adolescent children are waking up; not because of nightmares from falling, but rather, from nightmares of the earth becoming Venus.

• More Twitter news. Now we’re finding out that Kari Lake was suspended from Twitter because they didn’t like the way she spells her first name. Further, Carrie (per Twitter’s liking) was also accused of plagiarizing her name because there is a Kari Lake in northern Arizona which is known for producing record size catfish.