HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
• Here are the D and B predictions for 2023:
o Adam Schiff will claim he has proof that the Declaration of Independence is Russian disinformation,
o Janet Yellen will actually make a correct prediction,
o Sam Bankman-Fried will be honored as the 2022 Entrepreneur of the Year,
o Kamala Harris will lose no more than ten staffers in the year,
o Nancy Pelosi will publicly tear up Trump’s tax returns,
o Joe Biden will get lost in the Rose Garden and not be heard from for three days,
o Tom Brady will get a 10-year contract extension,
o Secretary Mayorkas will declare the border closed in those areas where there is a Trump constructed barrier wall,
o AG Garland will appoint a special counsel to investigate whether Trump has been counting all his golf strokes,
o Jerry Nadler will lose his lifetime membership with Weight Watchers,
o Liz Cheney will announce her candidacy for Dog Catcher in Wilson, Wyoming,
o Bill Clinton’s laptop containing his favorite “Epstein Island” pictures will be discovered at the local Walgreen’s photo shop.