• So now illegals have an app to apply for amnesty (apparently apps are the solution to all our ills) as they travel to the US border. Easier said than done! How many cell towers do you see in the jungles of Guatemala or the jungles and deserts of Mexico?

• Hillary has a new gig at Columbia University. She will be teaching a course called “How to be Revolting, Deceiving, Nauseating, Off-putting, Uninspiring, and Whiney All at the Same Time”.