• Biden’s attorneys have expanded their search for classified documents in his Delaware home. Shocker of all shockers! They found Hillary Clinton’s 33,000 lost emails in Jill’s underwear drawer,

• Fort Knox just issued a contract for construction of 200 “lockable” garages. In their announcement they said, “Since locked garages are good enough to store and protect classified documents, so they should be good enough for storing and protecting our gold.”