• Pete Buttigieg couldn’t make it to the townhall last night in East Palestine, Ohio because he couldn’t find a private plane to get him there.
• The language police are pushing to have the words “male” and “female” replaced by “sperm-producer” and “egg-producer”’ Wow, with eggs going for $6 a dozen…!
• Orders for the blue pill have gone up ten-fold in the last 24-hours as 70 and 80 year olds sadly bring down their wall posters of Raquel Welsh.