February 27, 2023

• From now on President Biden is only allowed to go down stairs. Going up stairs has proven to be very hard on his hands and knees.

• The popularity of the movie “Cocaine Bear” over the weekend is proof that the human race is in decline.

• Latest polls indicate that the only Americans who want to see Biden run for re-election are Jill Biden, Hunter Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Mickey Mouse.